The Cauliflower Tavern Unisex Tri-Blend Tee

Cold Beer. Hard Ears. Open 24/7.

Where the beer is cold, the ears are ugly, and every guy at the bar was this close to being an All-American.

Welcome to The Cauliflower Tavern, the unofficial watering hole for former wrestlers, old-school fans, and anyone who spent enough time on the mat to earn a few permanent souvenirs.

Featuring a vintage tavern-style graphic with a frosty beer, cauliflower ears, and the motto “Cold Beer. Hard Ears.”, this shirt celebrates the finer things in a wrestler's retirement. No weigh-ins, no wind sprints, and absolutely nobody asking you to run stairs.

Printed on a soft, lightweight tri-blend tee that's comfortable enough for tournament weekends, backyard cookouts, and arguing about who would've won in their prime.

The singlet retired. The drinking stories didn't.

Features

• Original Cauliflower Tavern vintage-style graphic
• “Cold Beer. Hard Ears. Open 24/7” design
• Premium 4.3 oz tri-blend jersey
• 50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon
• Soft, lightweight everyday comfort
• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Soft satin label

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